Yuri's brother, the best man, led off the festivities with a toast that began, "Earlier today I told my wife that I'd lost my brother...."
"No!" his wife insisted, "You haven't lost your brother, you've gained a sister-in-law. Dana's a wonderful girl."
The best man held his ground: "You don't understand," he replied. "I lost my brother! He was standing by the slot machines just a minute ago...."
