Ace Hotel Portland may be right for the two of you if you answer “yes” to any of these questions:
- Have you ever texted a person you were sitting with?
- Do you wonder why people make coffee at home?
- Did your parents play Pac-Man?
- Do nose rings look better on people than on bulls?
- Speaking of, is Red Bull a reasonable breakfast drink?
- Are you unable to name Stella McCartney’s dad?
- Is The Dude from “The Big Lebowski” your fashion icon?
- Should colleges award skateboarding scholarships?
- Are matching tattoos the new wedding bands?
