Waiting for an Oil Change

The man who joined us in the waiting room appeared impatient, tapping his foot and practically bouncing up and down in his chair. "I've got a lot to do," he announced.
"Getting married today?" I teased.
"Next week, actually," he replied.

"So where are you going on your honeymoon?" I asked.
"We're spending a night in a hotel, and then we're taking the kids to the Poconos."

That got me to thinking. How many people take their kids on a honeymoon? Is it still a honeymoon with kids around? Or does it simply become a family vacation? What do you think?